Dr Wingnut

Day: November 29, 2004

  • Happy Thanksgiving

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    via email from John Treworgy, Tue, 23 Nov 2004 15:41:17 -0500

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 23 Nov 2004 00:10:27 -0600via email from John Treworgy, Tue, 23 Nov 2004 15:40:51 -0500

  • Creativity

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    The things we fear most in organizations — fluctuations, disturbances, imbalances — are the primary sources of creativity.Margaret J. Wheatley

  • Kids in grade school think fast…

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    Teacher: Why are you late?Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign?Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!Teacher: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”Teacher: No, that’s wrong.John: Maybe it’s wrong, but…

  • Ten Commandments: Minnesota style

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    Der’s only one God, ya know.Don’t make that fish on your mantle an idol.Cussing ain’t Minnesota nice.Go to church even when you’re up north.Honor your folks.Don’t kill.  Catch and release.There is only one Lena for every Ole.  No cheatin’.If it ain’t your lutefisk, don’t take it.Don’t be braggin’ about how much snow ya shoveled.Keep your…