Waste Time
Waste Time
My new Uncle Mark 2005 Gift Guide and Almanac is here – with tips on buying technology (and other stuff), for non-techies.The 25 weirdest things you can buy on amazon.com: (like 9,000 ladybugs)Bubble wrap, for […]
Day: December 8, 2004
Quotations
Justice
Justice? You get justice in the next world. In this world you have the law.William Gaddis
Quotations
PMS
Do you know why they call it “PMS“? Because “Mad Cow Disease” was taken.Unknown, presumed deceased
General
Rules For Jewish Living
For those of you who are Jewish, you can relate. For those of you who would either like to convert, or to understand us better, I have enclosed Aunt Selma’s 27 rules for Jewish Living…Never […]
Quotations
God is
When people are loving, brave, truthful, charitable, God is present.Harold KushnerAnd at all other times, God is in the restroom?