Dr Wingnut

Day: December 9, 2004

  • Job

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    Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn’t you say so?  There’s a support group for that.  It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.Drew Carey

  • The Frog

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    A beautiful, well endowed, young lady went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.  As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of frogs.  The sign said: “Sex Frogs!  Only $20 each!  Money Back Guarantee!  Comes with complete instructions.”The girl excitedly looked around to see if anybody was…

  • Terror

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    There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.Alfred Hitchcock