Dr Wingnut

Day: December 10, 2004

  • Computers

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    Dr Wingnut
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    I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.Isaac Asimov

  • Getting the day off

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    Dr Wingnut
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    The brunette says to the blonde, “Watch me get the rest of the day off.”  The brunette gets upon her desk, jumps onto the light fixture, and begins swinging back and forth saying, “I’m a light bulb.  I’m a light bulb.”The boss walks in, sees her on the light fixture, and says to the brunette,…