Dr Wingnut

Day: December 13, 2004

  • The new holiday

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    Last week, we stopped in the Radio Shack near our house to see if they had some doodad or other that was necessary for life.  While the rest of the family went in search of the doodad, I was standing near the Virgin Mobile phone display; and noticed that apparently there is a new holiday…

  • Enunciate

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    A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his face.  A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.  “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.”He struggles again…

  • Choosing

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    If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there is a man on base.Dave Barry