Dr Wingnut

Day: December 14, 2004

  • Communicating

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    Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

  • Success

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    The [application] development isn’t successful if the infrastructure team that builds the physical system isn’t successful.  The infrastructure team isn’t successful if the operations team doesn’t know how to measure the system.  They all are measured in their success based on the final impact to the business.Wal-Mart CIO Linda Dillman

  • 250 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate

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    Smoke jimson weed.  Do whatever comes naturally. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. Twitch a lot. Talk while pretending to be asleep. Steal a fishtank.  Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it.  Talk to them. Become a subgenius. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.…