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Quotations

Talent

If you have great talents, industry will improve them; if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their deficiency.Sir Joshua Reynolds
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Quotations

Learning to swim

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.  I said, “Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.”Paula Poundstone
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Hallothanksholinewyear

Letters to Santa

Deer santa:I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.  Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.Yer Frend,BiLLyDear Billy,Nice spelling.  You’re on your way to a career in lawn care.  How about I send […]
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Spiritual

Bring chips

A little boy wanted to meet God.  He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a six-pack of root beer […]