Dr Wingnut

Day: December 18, 2004

  • Choices

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    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?  I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.Lynda Montgomery

  • Bush can’t sleep

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    One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.  He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.Bush asks him,”George, what’s the best thing I can do to help the country?”“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington advises, then fades away.The next night, Bush is astir again…