Dr Wingnut

Day: December 24, 2004

  • Get a job; damn it

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    You’ve got to stop beating up your women because you can’t find a job because you didn’t want to get an education.Bill Cosby, in controversial remarks about African-American men, at the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition & Citizen Education Fund’s annual conference in 2004

  • Florida

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    My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.Jerry SeinfeldAnd, the law is just like rules.  “You come in late, you have to leave early.  That’s a rule; and a rules a rule, you can’t break the rules.

  • Outsourcing Santa

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    via email from Martha Clark, Thu, 16 Dec 2004 08:55:42 -0500

  • Santa’s bad day

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    One particular Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip.  Alas, there were problems everywhere.  Four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves just weren’t producing the toys as fast as the regular ones.  Poor Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.  Then Mrs. …