Dr Wingnut

Day: December 25, 2004

  • Logic

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    Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.  What is the logic in that?  What, do tall people burn slower?Warren Hutcherson

  • Christmas in class

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    The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas.She called on young Patrick Murphy, “Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?”Patrick addressed the class, “Well Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come…