Dr Wingnut

Day: December 31, 2004

  • Best friends

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    Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.  When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.Unknown

  • Visit from the Feds

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    Hello, is this the DEA?”“Yes.  What can I do for you?”“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.“He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!”“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the DEA agents descend on Virgil’s house.They search the shed where the firewood is kept.  Using axes, they bust open every…