Month: December 2004

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Humor

Women over Thirty

12/02/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Women over Thirty
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the […]
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Quotations

Employees

12/02/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Employees
In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy.  And if they don’t have the first, the other two will kill you.  If you hire somebody without the first, […]
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Computer

That’s the way I want to go

12/01/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on That’s the way I want to go
Kenneth Iverson, who received the ACM‘s Turing Award in 1979 for creating the APL programming language died on October 19th at age 83.  Three days earlier on Saturday evening, he suffered a stroke at home […]
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Humor

Golf outing

12/01/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Golf outing
The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.  “Good God, woman!  Why […]
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General

Putting Golf Into Perspective

12/01/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Putting Golf Into Perspective
The following is not intended to offend fans of tennis, basketball, football or baseball.  It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective.Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and why […]
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Quotations

Limitations

12/01/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Limitations
I seldom think of my limitations, and they never make me sad.  Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.Helen Keller