Month: December 2004

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Fair

12/22/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Fair
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.Johnny Carson
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Chicago, that toddling town

12/21/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Chicago, that toddling town
I think that’s how Chicago got started.  Bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough.  Let’s go west.”Richard Jeni
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Scandalous

12/21/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Scandalous
This is probably the reason behind the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s scandel.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 08:55:58 -0600
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Choices

12/18/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Choices
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?  I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.Lynda Montgomery
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Bush can’t sleep

12/18/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Bush can’t sleep
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.  He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.Bush asks him,”George, what’s the best thing I can do to help the country?”“Set […]