Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • Ten Commandments: Minnesota style

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    Der’s only one God, ya know.Don’t make that fish on your mantle an idol.Cussing ain’t Minnesota nice.Go to church even when you’re up north.Honor your folks.Don’t kill.  Catch and release.There is only one Lena for every Ole.  No cheatin’.If it ain’t your lutefisk, don’t take it.Don’t be braggin’ about how much snow ya shoveled.Keep your…

  • Perfectionism

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    Part of the ego reduction necessary to our recovery is the acceptance of the fact that we are not and never will be perfect.  Perfectionism gets in the way of recovery because it imposes impossible, unrealistic goals which guarantee failure.  If we do not think we have to be perfect, then we can accept our…

  • Control

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    Don’t try to force anything.  Let life be a deep let-go.  See God opening millions of flowers every day without forcing the buds.Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

  • Fear

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    F.E.A.R. = Frustration, Ego, Anxiety and Resentment.AnonymousAlso heard that it stood for: False Evidence Appearing Real

  • A 20-Day Quick-Growth Plan

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    Any misery or any practice of an addiction is self-destructive.  The only insane reason that anyone would do anything destructive to his or her body, knowing that it is harmful, is if that person is experiencing self-hatred.  Self-hatred can exist on a subconscious level, but it is obviously there for any objective observer to witness…

  • Funnies

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    I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.  Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.  Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six…

  • Surveys of males

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    A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex.  It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter “T”.  Examples of those days are as follows:TuesdayThursdayTodayTomorrowThanksgivingThaturdayThundayA recent survey was conducted also to discover why men get out of bed in the middle…