Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • The politburo in session

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    A recovering alcoholic is shipwrecked miles out to sea.  He winds up on an uncharted, deserted island and has to make the best of it.  Five years later, he finally spots a ship out on the horizon and stokes up his bonfire to get its attention.The captain of the ship, another recovering alcoholic, sees the…

  • Skeletons

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    If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.George Bernard Shaw

  • Zactly

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    Today I am not going to smoke.  When I talked to my friend Tommy, he said that he was thinking about trying to kick chew.  We both agreed that we were thinking about it mostly because tobacco really gives you a bad case of the zactlies.The zactlies were explained to me by the Controller of…

  • Warning

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    Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.Henry David Thoreau

  • Love

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    The sufferings of love should ennoble, not degrade.George Sand

  • Discovery

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    One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.A.A. Milne

  • Life

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    All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.Samuel Butler