Year: 2004
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What will future archaeologists think?
“Technology has become so important; you can’t just not be alive without it, you can’t be dead without it.” – Genevieve Bell, a senior researcher at Intel, addressing journalists about the findings of a three-year study of how cultural practices in Asia shape people’s relationships with technology, on the fact that in some Asian countries,…
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Four questions
Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If…
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Who Are Those People?
A man died and went to heaven.St. Peter asked, “What denomination are you?” And the man said, ” I don’t belong here, I don’t go to church”St. Peter said, “Well, we don’t make mistakes, you belong here, lets just walk around and you can see where you’d like to stay.”So they walked down the hall,…
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Fuck in’ America
The F@#* word… There are only eleven times in history when the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:“What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?”Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912“What the @#$% was that?”Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945“Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”Custer, 1877“Any @#$%ing idiot…
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Save the kittens
When I pointed out the following picture to a friend, he inquired, “I wonder where the mass graves are hidden?”Xak aka www.drwingnut.com
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George Bush
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.” She…
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How’s you’re sex life?
Two men were talking. So, how’s your sex life?”Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” Social Security sex?”Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!” Loud SexA wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed…