Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • Politics

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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President.  Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.  We are here to take…

  • The 2-10 Rule

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    As Steve Streitmatter, director of IT services at FedEx Services, recently explained it to me, the 2 and 10 refer to years.  Vendors would often have you believe that a certain technology is going to be a big deal within two years, but it usually takes 10 years for a technology to blossom.  But when…

  • Advice

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    Dear Abby:I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education.When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — bass fishing.  I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she…

  • Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota

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    Series I – You know you are from Minnesotan when:I know none of you are from Minnesota, but it’s kinda funny (or bizarre) anyways…If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live…

  • A power greater than me

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    You can find purchase this image by Tom Nikosey used on USPS post card stamps at the Postal Art Gallery

  • Fear

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    God exists — and the Eternal, All-Powerful, All-Present God is the loving Father of mankind.If you would meditate upon this fact, until you had some degree of understanding of what it really means, most of your difficulties and physical ailments would disappear, for they are rooted and grounded in fear.  The underlying cause of all…

  • My mind too

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