Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • Did God create Evil?

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    At a certain college, there was a professor with a reputation for being tough on people who believed in God.  At the first class every semester, he asked if anyone was believer in God and proceeded to degrade them and to mock their statement of faith.One semester, he asked the question and a young man…

  • Political correct gender definitions

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    How to speak about women and be politically correct: (New 2004 version) She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER – She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB – She is a…

  • The Godfather

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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him for ten million bucks.  This bookkeeper happens to be mute and deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, “Ask him, ‘Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”The attorney, using sign language, asks…

  • Information

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    Information is the oxygen of the modern age.  It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.Ronald Reagan

  • A Woman’s Prayer

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    Dear Lord, I pray for:Wisdom, To understand a manLove, To forgive him andPatience, For his moodsBecause, Lord, if I pray for StrengthI’ll just beat him to death.via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 7 Jun 2004 10:56:41 -0500

  • Friendship

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    You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years of trying to get other people interested in you.Dale Carnegie

  • New Dog Breeds

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    Collie + Lhasa ApsoCollapso, a dog that folds up for easy transportSpitz + Chow ChowSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lotPointer + SetterPoinsetter, a traditional Christmas petGreat Pyrenees + DachshundPyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa ApsoPeekasso, an abstract dogIrish Water Spaniel + English Springer SpanielIrish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistleLabrador…