Year: 2004

  • Fear

    It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.Seneca

  • Getting the most from your IT department

    When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art.  We don’t have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.Don’t write anything down.  Ever.  We…

  • Wrong Solution

    Advertisement from PCWeek, Page E/1, June 5, 1995

  • Proust

    Proust describes rounding a bend in the road: he sees a stand of trees he’s seen before, but whether he first saw them in a dream or in the distant real past, he can’t say.  "I watched the trees gradually recede, waving their despairing arms, seeming to say to me: ‘What you fail to learn…

  • Crocodiles love dogs

    A dog barks nearby.  "Crocodiles love dogs," [Mark] Read [Biologist, Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service] tells me.  "To crocs their barking is like the jingle of an ice-cream truck to a child."Smithsonian, page 92, November 2001

  • Blurb of the Week

    Soon-to-be-author Paris Hilton, quoted in the Las Vegas Sun, on being introduced to Jackie Collins: "If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours."via email from John Treworgy, Fri, 13 Feb 2004 15:39:26 -0500

  • Dell Gets Docked

    My sources say Dell notebook users are pulling their hair out trying to get their peripherals to work with the company’s D/Port APR docking stations.  When customers call Dell support, they’re fed the standard four Rs: reinstall, reboot, reformat, repeat — and when that fails, blame a third-party vendor. Robert X. Cringely, Infoworld