Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • Carpe Diem

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    Whatever you do, do it with all your might.  Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can be done just as well now. P.T. Barnum

  • Aren’t you from AZ?

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    The sign on the store read: Sale! Suits $5.00 each; shirts $2.00 each; trousers $2.50 per pair.Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look!  We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arizona, we could make a fortune.  Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? …

  • I’m beginning to understand women

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    Women are not supposed to:SnoreBurpSweat orPass Gas.Therefore, they must bitch or they will blow up!via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 11 Feb 2004 08:53:27 -0500

  • Loss

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    The best things in life are appreciated most after they have been lost.Roy L. Smith

  • Having a dog

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    A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley

  • Risk

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    Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.Ray Bradbury

  • Scary Flight

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    Christian question alarms flightAn American Airlines pilot terrified passengers when he asked Christians to identify themselves and allegedly went on to call non-Christians "crazy".Some passengers on the flight from Los Angeles to New York were so worried they tried to call relatives on their mobile phones.The pilot, whose name was not released, asked Christians on…