Month: January 2005

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New Year’s resolution

01/03/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on New Year’s resolution
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.AnonymousHowever the doctor has made a resolution to go from a 38-inch waist to a 36-inch waist.  Wish him luck.
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Safer

01/03/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Safer
Boy, I feel safer now that she’s [Martha Stewart] behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and […]
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Snipper job

01/03/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Snipper job
A guy goes into the employment office in Columbus.  Not many jobs and it doesn’t take him very long, of course.Then, just as he’s about to give up and go away, he spots something.“Wanted”, it […]
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Quotations

The master of obfuscation

01/02/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The master of obfuscation
Although our asset-class analysis of detailed disaggregated data is still at an early stage, preliminary examination finds that the data are consistent with the hypothesis of differential spending propensities by asset type and by whether […]
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Opportunity

01/02/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Opportunity
Opportunity is missed by most because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.Thomas Alva Edison
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Things to do before the Inaugural

01/01/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Things to do before the Inaugural
Get that abortion you’ve always wanted. Drink a nice clean glass of water. Cash your Social Security check. See a doctor of your own choosing. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild. Visit Syria, […]
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Biggest Idiots of 2004

01/01/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Biggest Idiots of 2004
Number OneI am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.  Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.  I quickly reassured […]