Quotations
Courage
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.Dorothy Bernard
Month: January 2005
General
Great System
There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos.During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash.Some are sharing their winnings – some are hoping to win. Since there […]
Humor
There will be no nursing home in my future…
When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and […]
Quotations
Sleep
Sleep. The most beautiful experience in life — except drink.W. C. Fields as Cutberth J. Twillie in My Little Chickadee.
Quotations
Talent
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.Arthur Schopenhauer
Humor
When you’re drunk…
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…InnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk…SpecificityBritish ConstitutionPassive-aggressive disorderTransubstantiateThings that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk…Thanks, but I don’t want to […]
Humor
Letter to the President…
Dear President Bush:Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals.Actually, we’re a bit ticked off here in California, so we’re leaving. California will now be its own country. And we’re taking all the Blue States […]