Dr Wingnut

Day: February 6, 2005

  • Thoughts

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    Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.Ira Gassen

  • How is your lawyer?

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    A guy phones a law office and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.”The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry but he died last week.”The next day the guy phones again and asks the same question.  The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.”The next day the same guy calls again and asks…