Humor
How many lawyers
Question: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: How many can you afford?submitted by Lesley via email from Jeff Patten, Tue, 1 Feb 2005 09:36:45 -0700
Month: February 2005
Computer
Why everyone hates Qwest
The date: 31 January 2005The time: 11:00 HoursThe event: Our T1 starts to act flaky and then dies.The resolution: 19:00 HoursIt’s not like telco circuits never die, it’s just that you don’t expect them to. […]
Humor
Where is the rake?
If I’m not mistaken, its right here.via email from Eric Diedrich, Tue, 02/01/2005 14:35 -0600
Quotations
Happiness
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.Edith Wharton
Humor
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
LetterDear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In […]
Quotations
Happiness
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.Hellen Keller
Humor
Norwegian Fire Department
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments […]