Dr Wingnut

Day: March 1, 2005

  • Cautiousness

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    Dr Wingnut
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    Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

  • Down on the farm

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    Dr Wingnut
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    Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer.  One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, “The Artificial Insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today.  I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow’s stall.  You show him where it is, okay?”So the farmer…