Dr Wingnut

Day: April 8, 2005

  • Cow farts

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    That outstanding institution of journalism, The Weekly World News, reports on an important fix to an environmental problemShaken faces and… JowlersJason Black points out something similar to boohbah. kids’ games Plaintext outline-summaries of pop songs – funnyStructures from penniesOlder pranksters back a few yearsAnd, of course, up-and-coming prankster Charlie Todd will speak at Gel 2005…

  • News

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    It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.Jerry Seinfeld (1954 – )And, in the 21st Century it just exactly fits the Internet.

  • California State Employee Handbook

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    by Arnold SchwarzeneggerSICK DAYSVe vill no longer accept a doktor’s shtatement as proof of sickness.  If you are able to go to the doktor, you are able to come to verk.PERSONAL DAYSEach employee vill receive 104 personal days a year.  Dey are called Saturday and Sunday.LUNCH BREAKSkinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they…