Dr Wingnut

Day: April 14, 2005

  • Death

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    Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.Epicurus (341-270 B.C.), from Diogenes Laertius, “Lives Of Eminent Philosophers”

  • Personal Computer Help Desk Humor

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    Help desk: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one…Customer: Hi, this is Celine.  I can’t get my diskette out.Help desk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.Help desk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note ..”Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s…