Day: June 18, 2005

  • Trust your mother

    Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.Bern Williams

  • Wild Oats

    A senior citizen bought a brand new Mercedes convertible.  He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.“This is great,” he thought as he roared on down the interstate.  He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. …