Dr Wingnut

Day: June 22, 2005

  • Mistakes

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    A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.George Bernard Shaw

  • Unfortunate Accident

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    A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.  Luckily the babies were OK.  The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.  She gave birth to two healthy daughters and…