Dr Wingnut

Day: June 24, 2005

  • Sometimes the eyes just don’t work

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    I was stopped at at light this morning behind a guy that had a bumper sticker on his pick-up truck topper that said. “BUDERUS Hydroponic Systems.”  I thought, what a good name for a tool that a guy would use to grow dope.  They always want to have the best buds, so I bet that…

  • Leadership

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    When you’re in a leadership role, it costs you nothing to deflect credit to others whenever possible, and to explicitly include them in decisions.Albert Yu, former executive VP microprocessors Intel Corporation

  • Minnesota Humor

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    Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, “How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?”“Just a minute,” said the busy clerk.“Vell, said Lena, “if it has to go dat fast, I tink I’ll just take da bus.”The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support.  He said…