Dr Wingnut

Day: July 11, 2005

  • Good

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    Dr Wingnut
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    The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own.Benjamin Disraeli

  • A round on the house

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    Dr Wingnut
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    A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.”  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00.The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.”The bartender slaps the guy around a few times…