Dr Wingnut

Day: August 31, 2005

  • Grief

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    Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.Mark Twain

  • Lessons in World History

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    A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture.Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.”The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman…