Month: September 2005

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Will I live to be eighty?

09/03/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Will I live to be eighty?
I recently picked a new primary care physician.  After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well for my age.”A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, […]
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Lighten up

09/02/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Lighten up
Often I need to cut myself and others some slack.  When I remind myself to lighten up, the intensity of the situation diminishes.Lisa Keyes
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Oy!

09/02/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Oy!
Lacking fins or tailthe gefilte fish swims withgreat difficulty.Beyond Valium,the peace of knowing one’s childis an internist.PassoverLeft the door openfor the Prophet Elijah.Now our cat is gone.After the warm rainthe sweet smell of camellias.Did you […]
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Lazy Daze

09/01/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Lazy Daze
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.Bob HopeProgress isn’t made by early risers.  It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.Robert Heinlein