Dr Wingnut

Day: October 26, 2005

  • GR8 Plate

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    I have a habit, while driving of making words out of the acronyms on license plates.  Yesterday I was out on some errands, and was stuck behind a guy that had the Minnesota plate PRK-050.  Which naturally was transformed into, “Prick number fifty.”  I know that it was a guy and that it was an…

  • Laughter

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    The most useless day of all is that in which we have not laughed.Sebastien R.N. Chamfort

  • Retarded Grandparents

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    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.  One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.  They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida.  Now they live in a tin…