Dr Wingnut

Day: November 3, 2005

  • Bumper Sticker

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    I saw the following bumper sticker on my way into work this morning:The ink of the scholar is more holier than the blood of the martyr [sic]Nice sentiment which appears to be a quotation from the Koran.  Apparently many Islamic terrorists haven’t read that part.

  • The marriage counselor

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    The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married.  She goes on and on and on…Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the…