Dr Wingnut

Day: December 18, 2005

  • Timeliness

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    The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree.  The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years.  The Marshall replied, “In that case, there is no time to lose; plant it this afternoon.”President John F. Kennedy

  • Lunch

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    The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.Michael Friedman