Dr Wingnut

Year: 2005

  • Business Savvy Is Key To IT Success

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    We need to stop seeking the impossible dream of business alignment.By Herbert W. Lovelace, InformationWeek, Secret CIO: Business Savvy Is Key To IT Success, Jan. 3, 2005 It’s once again time for the LVRA (Lovelace Verbiage Ratio Award), an honor presented each year to the product or concept with the highest ratio of buzz to…

  • Shut Up Already!

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    When they guy in the next stall won’t shut up, hand him a card from the Society for HandHeld Hushing (SHHH!), perhaps that will do the trick.

  • Waiting

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    All things come to him who waits — provided he knows what he is waiting for.Woodrow Wilson

  • Would you, could you in a box?

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    This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston.And how it looks from inside.  That’s made entirely out of one-way glass.  No one can see you in there.via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:41:25 -0500

  • Courage

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    Courage is fear that has said its prayers.Dorothy Bernard

  • Great System

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    There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos.During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash.Some are sharing their winnings – some are hoping to win.  Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips into the diocese for sorting.Once sorted for the respective…

  • There will be no nursing home in my future…

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    When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship.  The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day.  I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.  That leaves $65 a day…