Year: 2005
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Sleep
Sleep. The most beautiful experience in life — except drink.W. C. Fields as Cutberth J. Twillie in My Little Chickadee.
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Talent
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.Arthur Schopenhauer
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When you’re drunk…
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…InnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk…SpecificityBritish ConstitutionPassive-aggressive disorderTransubstantiateThings that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk…Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.Nope, no more drinks for me, I’ve reached my limit.Sorry, but you’re not really my type.Please take the…
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Letter to the President…
Dear President Bush:Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals.Actually, we’re a bit ticked off here in California, so we’re leaving. California will now be its own country. And we’re taking all the Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all of…
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What do you mean by that?
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.Henry Adams
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Things teachers wish would be comment options….
This kid should be returned to womb.This kid is a waste of skin.Would be an asset to the class if s/he were in it once in a while.The assignments written by you are not as thoughtful as the ones written by your child…So cut it out!via email from Cathy Hoyt, Mon, 10 Jan 2005 00:45:09…