Day: January 26, 2006

  • Do not talk to my parrot

    Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.  Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat.  Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.”“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog.  He won’t…

  • Learning

    When you do all the talking you only learn what you already know. Anonymous