Month: January 2006

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General

Poem or Prayer?

01/29/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Poem or Prayer?
I ask you God for strength, I might achieve.I was made weak that I might learn to humbly obey.I asked for help that I might do greater thingsI was given infirmity, that I do better […]
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Quotations

Facts

01/28/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Facts
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.Mark TwainGod give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.Thomas H. Huxley
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Humor

Bulletin from the Pentagon

01/28/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Bulletin from the Pentagon
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.  These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped […]
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Humor

Something Wrong

01/27/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Something Wrong
They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there and you say in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it’s embarrassing.  There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell […]
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Humor

Do not talk to my parrot

01/26/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Do not talk to my parrot
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.  Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat.  Fix the dishwasher, leave the […]