Dr Wingnut

Month: February 2006

  • Failures

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    All human failures are the result of a lack of love.Alfred Adler

  • George Bush is a Saint

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    President Bush was scheduled to worship at a small Methodist Church outside Washington, D.C. as part of Karl Rove’s campaign to reverse Bush’s rapidly deteriorating approval ratings.  A week before the visit, Rove called on the Methodist Bishop who was scheduled to preach on the chosen Sunday.“As you know, Bishop,” began Rove, “we’ve been getting…

  • Denial

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    The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.Jane Wagner

  • Press Release

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    Press Release(Feb 18, 2006)The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend.A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits.  It…

  • Truth

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    Son, always tell the truth.  Then you’ll never have to remember what you said the last time.Sam Rayburn

  • Ten Guidelines

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    Effective immediately, please be aware that there are changes YOU need to make in YOUR life.  These changes need to be completed in order that I may fulfill My promises to you to grant you peace, joy and happiness in this life.  I apologize for any inconvenience, but after all that I am doing, this…

  • Crisis

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    The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word ‘crisis.’  One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity.  In a crisis, be aware of the danger — but recognize the opportunity.John F. Kennedy