Dr Wingnut

Day: April 21, 2006

  • Treasures

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    Sobriety is a big gift box with a hundred little packages inside to unwrap.Oscar Morris

  • The Amish Elevator

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    An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.  They were amazed by almost everything they saw but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.The boy asked, “What is that, father?”The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like…