Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2006

  • The Visionaries

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    Here’s to the crazy ones.  The misfits.  The rebels.  The troublemakers.  The round pegs in the square holes.  The ones who see things differently.  They’re not fond of rules.  And they have no respect for the status quo.Apple Computer advertisement, circa 1996

  • Prevent Prostate Cancer

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    One of the RSS news feeds that I read this week pointed to an article from NewScientist.com which proclaims, “Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer.”I guess the kittens are safe…

  • Participation

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    Half of the American people have never read a newspaper.  Half never voted for President.  One hopes it is the same half.Gore Vidal

  • Discipline

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    A life without discipline is a life without joy.Muriel B.

  • Maker of the Trees

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    May all I say and all I think be in harmony with Thee, God within me, God beyond me, Maker of the Trees.Chinook (Native American) Prayer

  • Alzheimers’ Eye Test

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    Count every “F” in the following text:FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…How many?Wrong, there are six — no joke.Read it again!Really, go back and try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down…The reasoning behind is further down.The brain cannot process “OF”.Incredible or what? …

  • Reliance

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    Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done.C.S. Lewis