Dr Wingnut

Day: May 3, 2006

  • Love

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    To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another.G. Wilhelm Leibniz

  • The Parrot

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    A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his psittacine seat mate.“Hey, bitch,” says the parrot, “bring me a whiskey and soda, and make…