Dr Wingnut

Day: May 4, 2006

  • Prescription

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    A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.  The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.  The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy”, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your…

  • Happiness

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    Often happiness calls but we are too busy to answer.Ellen H.