Dr Wingnut

Day: May 17, 2006

  • Spring

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    In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.Margaret AtwoodApril comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.Edna St. Vincet Millay

  • Condoms

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex.“Oh I see,” replied the boy.  Yes, I’ve heard of that in…