Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2006

  • Capacity

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    One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.Elbert Hubbard

  • Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

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    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.“My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.”The wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.“My what…

  • Spring

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    In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.Margaret AtwoodApril comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.Edna St. Vincet Millay

  • Condoms

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex.“Oh I see,” replied the boy.  Yes, I’ve heard of that in…

  • Yes Sir!

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    The environmental movement has taught us that one intervenes in the product of eons and eons of evolution at one’s peril.Leon Kass

  • The Power of Prayer

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    After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery.  I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies.  I felt this was no accident, so I prayed … “Lord, it’s up to you, if you…

  • Sobriety

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    God can’t hand you anything new until you let go of what you’re holding.Every AA meeting is a payment on your sobriety.My problems are self-made.Yesterday is so far in the past I can’t see it; tomorrow is too distant in the future to be seen.  So I’ll take a good look at what I can…