Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.“My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.”The wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down […]
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.Margaret AtwoodApril comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.Edna St. Vincet Millay
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called […]
After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a […]
God can’t hand you anything new until you let go of what you’re holding.Every AA meeting is a payment on your sobriety.My problems are self-made.Yesterday is so far in the past I can’t see it; […]