Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2006

  • Change

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    We cannot not change.Paul Watzlawick

  • Last Rights

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    A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street.  He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.  “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps.  Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd.A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, “A PRIEST, PLEASE! …

  • Prudence

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    Pray to God, but row to shore.Russian proverb

  • Real newspaper ads

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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old.  Hateful little dog.  Bites.FREE PUPPIES:1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.FREE PUPPIES…Mother, AKC German Shepherd.Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.Looks like a rat … been out a while.Better be a reward.COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.Also 1 gay bull name “Darin” for sale.NORDIC TRACK$300…

  • But are you content?

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    I often think I’m not doing enough with my life.  I paint, I golf, I dabble, but is that enough?Abby Warman

  • Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

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    Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the…

  • Fear

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    There seemed to be endless obstacles preventing me from living with my eyes open, but as I gradually followed up clue after clue it seemed that the root cause of them all was fear.Joanna Field