Day: June 14, 2006

  • It’s for you

    Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.Fran Lebowitz

  • What’s a 710?

    Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.  A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.  I lost it and need a new one.  It…